Puerto Vallarta · VALLARTA DINNER SHOWS & PIRATE NIGHTS
17 reviewed
Great vallarta dinner shows & pirate nights in Puerto Vallarta fill up fast, and the very best fill up first. Here are the 15 that are worth it, with current prices and what makes each one different.
Sunset cruise to Las Caletas for a candlelit buffet and Rhythms of the Night show in a pyramid amphitheater.
“The total experience was first class was and worth it. VIP extra cost made it a special night. The sunset part of the cruise was too early to enjoy before arriving at the rvent”
Sunset cruise to Las Caletas for a candlelit buffet dinner and a jungle acrobatics show inspired by the five suns. Open bar.
“100% worth the money!!! The show itself definitely exceeded my expectations. First we took about a half hour boat ride, which included free alcoholic drinks, snacks, music, dancing, and a lot of laughter. We arrived to the little island and immediately were greeted with beautiful music and culture. We were seated for the performance and were offered good quality rain coats and umbrellas (although it barely sprinkled). The performance lasted a little over an hour and was unbelievable!! The talent was insane. After the show, we just walk up some stairs and to our tables for the candlelight dinner. The food was also amazing! Drinks are provided at the dinner…”
Mayahuel at Teatro Vallarta blends pre-Hispanic mythology, Cirque-style action, and a guided tequila tasting in about 1–1.5 hours.
“What an amazing show for a very reasonable price! This show is nonstop entertainment. The dancing and acrobatics were excellent. The music is loud so sit further back if that bothers you or sit up close and feel the beats! The tequila tasting segment was educational and not too long. They do offer tequila for purchase at the store as you exit but it wasn’t a high pressure sales situation. We booked this while on an independent vacation. Viator listed start time as 1:30 but the show actually started at 2:00 because they waited for a cruise ship excursion group to arrive. While I’ve seen a couple reviews complaining about…”
Pirate sailing cruise in Puerto Vallarta on a Santa María replica. Games, show, snorkel and kayak, lunch, open bar at Majahuitas Beach.
“The best part of our excursion was the man, Flash, that took care of our every need. He was amazing. The rest of the crew as well. I would say this is best for families with children. They really gear everything towards families. I didn't have children with me but still enjoyed my time.”
Pirate Ship dinner cruise in Puerto Vallarta with six-dish dinner, premium open bar, pirate show, live music, and fireworks over Banderas Bay.
“Super fun trip - tons of energy by the crew which got the audience excited and moving along as well. We did have to explain to our 5 year old that it was all a show, no one died and that the pirates where actually actors and not bad. He also wanted to understand why the balloon popping game was so funny to the adults- lol. Such a great time , the drinks where strong and the whole night had great energy.”
Cirque du Soleil LUDÕ pairs gourmet dinner with a 360-degree, water-led show in a custom theater at VidantaWorld Nuevo Vallarta.
Cabaret and mixology cocktails at La Catrina Cantina in Puerto Vallarta’s Romantic Zone, with a tequila shot, popcorn, and costumes.
“Performance was fair. Would have enjoyed a traditional bar with canned or live music better. Would not recommend.”
Pirate ship dinner cruise in Puerto Vallarta with undersea themed food, 4-hour open bar, shows, and fireworks at night.
“First class service, excellent entertainment, and the best lobster I've ever had. This was the highlight of our trip.”
4-hour pirate dinner cruise in Puerto Vallarta with open bar, a wooden galleon bay sail, and a full pirate show with fireworks.
“There was no communication by operator when we tried to contact them for exact meeting location via Viator app. After not hearing from them, we decided to call operator directory and they said the excursion was canceled. This was same day of excursion. Had we not called, we would have shown up and had been even more disappointed (and out taxi fare). Good thing we checked:”
Dress as a pirate and enjoy a 6 pm dinner show at sea in Puerto Vallarta, with live music, fireworks, and an open bar.
“Dinner was fantastic and the show was amazing! We had so much fun that night and we would do it again in a heartbeat! The crew made the night fun and memorable!”
Pirate ship cruise from Puerto Vallarta with Majahuitas Beach, banana boat, kayaking, snorkeling, meals, drinks, show, fireworks.
“Wonderful food, great entertainment and, in general, a booze cruise. I wouldn't recommend it for someone who's trying to cut back. Dany was an excellent waiter and we were tickled to find out he can also act.”
Puerto Vallarta sunset cruise, candlelit Las Caletas show, and a vegetarian-friendly buffet dinner with open bar and return dancing.
“Pricey but well worth it. The show was world class. The tropical setting is breathtaking. All the staff members are very friendly and accommodating. Be prepared for showers during the rainy season. Umbrellas are provided.”
Puerto Vallarta pirate dinner cruise with galleon bay ride, lobster and filet dinner, open bar, fireworks, and an all-action pirate show.
“Amazing! We did the night dinner and literally all the pirates were exceptional, but our pirate “Ruly” was phenomenal. The show, the drinks, the service. And the band was so well synchronized, there are not enough words to define how great it was. Would say the night cruise is more geared for adults so if you have little ones maybe the day cruise is the better choice.”
Sail Puerto Vallarta on a galleon for live music, pirate shows, dinner with options, open bar, fireworks, and a final pirate party.
“Great experience for the first time on a boat. The crew out on a hell of a show and was entertaining throught the entire boat ride. The dinner was excellent and drinks were a bonus. I would definitely do this again when i come back”
4-hour Puerto Vallarta cabaret at La Catrina Cantina with infused tequila, two Viva Mexico cocktails, costumes, and live music.
“The entertainment was great but this was advertised as a drag show as well. There was no drag show the night we were there”
