Quimixto feels like a private island. This all-inclusive catamaran day is fun from the first pour to the last song, with an open bar and a proper infinity pool at the remote beach club. The main trade-off is that the vibe is party-forward, and the music can stay loud most of the day.

What I like most is the mix: beach-club downtime plus real adventure in Quimixto, with guided waterfall options and enough included water gear to keep you busy. If you’re picturing quiet, slow-travel pacing, plan for noise and save quiet time for your hotel.

Key Things to Know Before You Go

• Open bar is truly all day: soft drinks plus alcoholic options during the cruise and at the stops
• Private beach access by boat: Playa Chica Locca feels remote and exclusive
• Water toys included: snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, and more
• Waterfalls are a choose-your-own-adventure: hike with a guide or go by ATV for an extra cash fee
• Photo service is optional: action and candid shots are captured, with a digital album shared later

Mega Catamarans, Real All-Inclusive Value, and Where the $135 Goes

At $135 per person for about 6.5 hours, the value here comes from stacking. You’re not just paying for transportation to a beach. You’re paying for a full day package that includes food, lots of drinks, and water-activity equipment, plus port entry fees and parking at the departure point.

The included food schedule is a big part of that value. You start with breakfast items like fruit, muffins, coffee, and juices. Then you get guacamole and blue corn chips as the day’s snack rhythm ramps up. Lunch is a traditional fajita spread with chicken or beef, plus rice, beans, tortillas—and vegetarian and vegan options are available if you request them.

The other “hidden” value is the drink plan. The open bar covers everyday drinks and well-known alcohol options, plus things like beer, wine, tequila, and mixed cocktails (including favorites like margaritas and pina coladas, as listed). For many people, the bar credit alone covers the cost difference versus a typical boat day where you pay for drinks separately.

Where you should adjust your expectations: extra activities to reach the waterfall area can cost more. The ATV (and horse option, if offered on your date) is cash-only.

Getting To Puerto Mágico: Easy Port Access, Strict Security, No Hotel Pickup

Your day starts at Puerto Mágico / cruise terminal in Puerto Vallarta. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included, so you’ll need to handle your own ride or use nearby public transportation. The good news is that it’s close to public transit, and the tour includes port entry fees and parking.

Plan for security. This is a federal maritime port, and you should expect checks and possible search for restricted items. The rules are strict: no drugs, and that also includes electronic cigarettes and vapes, plus any liquids that fall under the port restrictions. If you travel with anything that might get flagged, leave it at home.

One practical tip: the meeting place matters. You have to pick your meeting location before submitting your reservation. If you skip that step, you risk confusion on the day.

The Boat Ride Experience: Open Bar, Shady Seating, and Marine Life Chances

The catamaran part isn’t just a connector. It’s part of the party, part of the comfort, and part of the sightseeing.

Boarding is timed to a full-day experience, and once you’re underway, you’ll have access to the open premium bar and breakfast-style food items. Expect music and a social crew style. People often like this segment because it sets the mood without needing effort.

The boat is described as having two levels, with shaded areas available. That matters in Puerto Vallarta sun. If you burn easily, spend time up top in the shade and rotate—don’t try to be tough for hours.

Wildlife sightings are a bonus that can happen on the way out or back. The tour notes marine life year-round like turtles, dolphins, manta rays, and sea birds. From December to April, there’s a specific call-out for humpback whales. Even if you don’t spot whales, the coast views and time on the water make the ride feel worthwhile.

Playa Chica Locca: The Remote Beach Club Stop That People Rave About

This is where the cruise turns into something that feels like your own private day. Playa Chica Locca is accessible only by boat, and the whole stop is built for hanging out: sand time, lounge seating, pool access, and water toys without needing to book anything extra.

You’ll get a welcome snack of fresh guacamole and blue corn chips, plus drinks right away. From there, the day spreads into choices:

• Swim and relax in soft sand with shaded lounge chairs
• Use the swim-up bar concept for easy drink access
• Spend time in the infinity pool overlooking the water
• Do active stuff like kayaking, snorkeling, or paddleboarding using included gear

This stop also helps groups find their pace. If you’re traveling with mixed energy levels, you can be active without losing the chance to chill. That “do your thing” setup is part of why this tour keeps landing at the top end of satisfaction.

A real-world note: snorkeling quality can be variable. Some people reported rocky, murky water on their day, so don’t plan your entire trip around crystal-clear reef views. If you want better odds, treat snorkeling as one option among several, not the only highlight.

Quimixto Waterfalls Time: Walk, ATV, or Just Explore

Quimixto is the adventure anchor of the day. The key detail is that it’s accessed only by boat, and it feels remote—so even the travel itself adds to the feeling that you left the city behind.

You’ll have a guided option for the Quimixto waterfalls. The tour describes a guided hike and the chance to jump into water that’s described as year-round. If you like the idea of seeing the town and moving through the area with a guide, this is your route.

But the hike can be demanding. People who went on the walk emphasized the need for proper walking shoes and caution about steep, rough terrain. If your footwear is flimsy (or you’re in sandals), the ATV option becomes more appealing because someone else drives, and you can keep your day moving without turning it into a foot injury plan.

ATV rides are a common add-on for the waterfall portion, and they’re cash-only. One strong theme from feedback is that the ATV ride can feel like an experience in itself, including passing through jungle and river areas and giving you a smoother route to the waterfall area. Expect that the ride can get wet, so plan footwear that can handle water.

Then there’s the most flexible part: free time to explore Quimixto on your own during the stop. That’s valuable because it breaks the day into more than just guided activity. You can wander, take photos, and do local exploring at a pace that suits you.

Lunch, Drinks, and Timing: Great Food With a Few Things To Plan Around

Lunch is included and described as a traditional fajita meal with chicken or beef, rice and beans, and tortillas. Vegan and vegetarian options are available when you request them.

The most important planning factor is timing. Some people experienced lunch later in the afternoon, which meant they were waiting longer after earlier snacks (fruit and guacamole chips). If you’re the kind of person who gets hangry in transit, pack a small snack just in case. It’s not “extra costs” pressure. It’s just a comfort plan for a day that can run with shifting timing.

Drinks tend to be frequent throughout the day. The tour describes a premium open bar with alcohol options like beer, wine, tequila, and mixed cocktails. If you’re a non-drinker, the soft drink plan is included too, and people in that category still reported feeling taken care of.

If you’re sensitive to loud music, this is the other timing factor. Some guests want a place to escape the volume and felt the music level stayed high. If you need quiet to enjoy the day, bring earplugs and pick seating strategically near shade and away from the music zone when possible.

The Return to Puerto Vallarta: Music, Dancing, and One More Chance at Wildlife

On the way back, the tour keeps the party energy going. Expect the open bar to stay active and music to continue. Many people like this segment because it turns the cruise into a victory lap—food and drinks are already handled, so you’re mostly just relaxing and enjoying the bay views.

Marine life sightings can also happen during the return cruise. Even if you already had a wildlife moment earlier, it’s one last chance for turtles or dolphins, and in season, humpback whales are still a possibility based on the tour’s seasonal note.

There’s also a photo element. A photographer is part of the experience, taking candid and action shots. A digital photo album is shared later, and you can purchase photos and souvenirs through the photo setup and retail store.

Who This Tour Is Best For (and Who Should Rethink It)

This is a strong match if you want:

• All-inclusive convenience: meals and drinks built in
• Water activities without extra rentals: snorkel gear, kayaks, paddleboards included
• A remote beach club feeling: Playa Chica Locca access by boat
• A day that mixes relaxation with adventure

It’s also a good fit for couples and friend groups who like a social vibe. The crew style is repeatedly described as attentive, fun, and on top of the day’s flow. Names that come up often include Papi Chulo (Isaias), Guadalupe, Luis, Dana, Alex, and Captain Noah, plus additional crew members like Jared. Whether you connect with them for jokes or logistics, the common theme is that service stays active.

You might want to rethink it if you strongly prefer:

• Quiet time and low music volume for most of the day
• Perfect snorkeling conditions (water visibility can vary)
• Very consistent lunch timing, hour by hour

Practical Tips That Make This Day Feel Smooth

A few small moves can protect your day from common friction points.

Bring:

• Sunscreen and a hat. You’re in the sun for hours, with long water breaks
• Water-friendly shoes if you’re doing ATV or plan to walk around slippery areas
• Cash for ATV (and any optional horse ride, if it’s offered for your date)
• Earplugs if loud music will annoy you
• A small snack if you dislike waiting for lunch

Also, check your status with dietary needs when booking. Vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options are available if you advise ahead of time.

If you’re extra careful about comfort and cleanliness, keep in mind there have been complaints about wear-and-tear at the beach club on some days. That doesn’t mean the experience is automatically bad, but it’s smart to arrive with a “this is a rugged remote venue” mindset, not a sterile resort mindset.

Should You Book This Catamaran to Quimixto?

If you want a full-day, all-inclusive ocean adventure that mixes beach-club comfort with real waterfall energy, this is a solid choice. The best version of this day hits hard: remote beach access, included water toys, nonstop service, and a guided adventure to Quimixto.

Book it if:

• You’ll use the water activities you’re given gear for
• You like a social, upbeat vibe with music and dancing
• You’re fine paying cash for ATV access if you choose it
• You want a single ticket that covers most of your food and drinks

Consider a different option if:

• You need quiet and low music volume most of the time
• You expect top-tier snorkeling visibility every day
• You have strict timing needs and get stressed by schedule shifts

If you go in expecting a lively catamaran day with a remote beach club rhythm, you’ll likely feel like $135 buys you a lot more than just a boat ride.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Catamarans Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

It runs about 6 hours and 30 minutes.

How much does the tour cost?

The price listed is $135.00 per person.

Is this tour really all-inclusive for food and drinks?

Yes. You get breakfast items, fruit, muffins, coffee and juices, guacamole with chips, lunch (fajita-style with vegan and vegetarian options available), snacks, and both soft drinks and alcoholic beverages via an open bar.

What water activities are included?

The tour includes snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, and other water toys.

Are the waterfall options included, or do I pay extra?

You can take a guided hiking option to the waterfalls. ATV (and horse rides, if available) are an optional upgrade and are cash only.

What should I bring for the waterfall activities?

Bring appropriate footwear if you plan to hike. If you choose the ATV, bring cash for the ride and be ready for the ride route to get wet.

Is hotel pickup included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

What about dietary needs like vegetarian or vegan?

Vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options are available if you request them at booking.

Is there a minimum drinking age?

Yes. The minimum drinking age is 18.

Is there photo coverage during the tour?

A photographer captures candid and action photos. The tour mentions a digital photo album is shared within 24 hours, and you can purchase photos afterward.